hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
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"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
Finnick Odair was forced to prostitute himself by the people who put him in an arena to be murdered for their own entertainment and then when he survived all that and he finally got to marry the woman he loved he was mauled to death by mutts in a sewer and none of his friends even tried to save him so now he will never get to see the son he didn’t even know he was going to have.
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
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