Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via stutteringconfessions)


madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via but-i-cant-have-it-all)


alternativeblackgirl:

jatel0:

For The Masses:
http://gen.lib.rus.ec
http://textbooknova.com
http://en.bookfi.org/
http://www.gutenberg.org
http://ebookee.org
http://www.manybooks.net
http://www.giuciao.com
http://www.feedurbrain.com
http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380
http://www.alleng.ru/ 
http://www.eknigu.com/ 
http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/
http://2020ok.com/
http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx
http://www.freeetextbooks.com/
http://onebigtorrent.org/
http://www.downeu.me/ebook/
http://forums.mvgroup.org
http://theaudiobookbay.com/
More Here

Reblog to save a life.

petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

image

never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

(via stutteringconfessions)


White People in July VS White People in October

bruj0sdelayer:

image

image

(via stutteringconfessions)


kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(via cyrillia)


trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via alphacrowley)


ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



mishasminions:

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO

I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER

AND LET ME WATCH

(via guideyourway)


straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: princefeenie, via stutteringconfessions)



simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

(via halo-assbutt)